jeepers creepers... really... has it been so long?

It's been ssooo long. How are things? Good? Great! A little cold... a little hungry, I think. I just had an entire Di(Giorno)Livery pizza. I... need... some... vacation!

T.G.I. Tuesday?

Recently, some friends and I gathered round the 'ol dinner table to discuss a topic of candid simplicity. Tuesday. It is perhaps the most underrated day of the week. It is a subject that any mere mortal should discuss and explore openly and loudly. It should also be enjoyed with friends and spirits of your choosing. If you have neither the former nor the latter make some or get some (they need not be acquired in any respective order)!

My theory is this: Tuesday is the best day of the week. It is not Monday and it is not "Hump Day" In laymens terms: Hump actually refers to rounded protuberance on a camel's back, or as an abnormality on a person's back which is located in the center so there is a common sense behind it that even wednesday is in the middle of the week. But I digress.

If you are the negative Sisyphus type about the work week this day is not for you. My challenge to you, reader, is to grab your favorite smile. Put it on your face. Go out on a Tuesday!

Feel free to let me know how your Tuesday went.

Where'd All The Marshmallows Go?

No more frickin' marshmallows! How do you like that? It leaves me bemused to think that I have a bag of marshmallows somewhere in this place. But I know I don't. Damn. Man... but at least I have popcorn.

Grad School Nights. Busy Days

I want to say hello to Maria Elena. You know who you are. We are here in class right now. What a novelty, this internet. It makes some boring things appear a lot cooler than they really are like milk byproducts. Did YOU have your yogurt today?

Anyways. Enjoy the hypertext!

Avenger Red 6

I have come to learn Tank Platoon Leader of Avenger Red 6 has concluded his tour in Iraq. Perhaps I feel his blogspot (and many others as well) is my families connection to my cousin who has been reactivated after surviving an ambush which left 3 of his compatriots dead and left him with emotional and physical scars. I am sure he intends to find closure, in a manner of speaking, now that he has returned to Iraqi. Keep your PVS-14 on point. Tread softly, cuz.

I Gotta' Go... Maybe You Should Too

What is it with all this rain? Like we're in the rainforest or something. Oh... Happy Valentines Day to all! Especially the love sick. Go on vacation. I know I would. As a matter of fact, Hawaii sounds good right about now. Well, anyplace that is warm and requires that I get up outta' here would be ideal!

Ooh... BBQ's on the beach and sh*t. Volcanoes (for those who enjoy field studies of plate techtonics). All kinds of intersting wildlife. Not to mention the many friends I would make (at the bar(s)).

Party on Wayne... Party on Garth.

What's today?

Um... yeah. We're going to have to move your desk, downstairs. We really don't need weekdays. If everyone would invest their money wisely they could retire earlier. Ha! Invest in what? Pork futures. "The other white meat". Whatever... It's like asking a blind person if they have ever seen a flying piece of crap.

My point is two-fold. 1) Blind persons won't see (I will never be rich) and 2) Crap will never fly. If it does it will eventually hit the fan (I won't retire early. If I do it will be caused by some cataclysmic event). Oh, woes me. Woes unto you, too.