What's today?

Um... yeah. We're going to have to move your desk, downstairs. We really don't need weekdays. If everyone would invest their money wisely they could retire earlier. Ha! Invest in what? Pork futures. "The other white meat". Whatever... It's like asking a blind person if they have ever seen a flying piece of crap.

My point is two-fold. 1) Blind persons won't see (I will never be rich) and 2) Crap will never fly. If it does it will eventually hit the fan (I won't retire early. If I do it will be caused by some cataclysmic event). Oh, woes me. Woes unto you, too.